Saturday, October 23, 2010

Not Your Average Horoscope Reading

*Disclaimer: Take this article as it is. I thought it was interesting, you can decide its credibility.

As explained in the article "The Zodiac Signs of Serial Killers", author Robert Melkonyan states the following:
"It has been established that zodiac signs directly correlate to the type of crime they are likely to commit; additionally, the sign can, in a way, determine the crime likely to be committed"

According to the FBI website (, Cancers are the most booked criminals and are the most dangerous of zodiac signs. The list of signs in descending order of most crimes committed is as follows: Cancer, Taurus, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra, Pisces, Scorpio, Leo, Aquarius, and then Gemini.

I will leave you with the link to the full article, but here is a FackSnack about each sign:

Cancer: mainly passion killers (kill multiple times and usually leave a marking) and tend to be mentally unstable
Taurus: usually involved in money laundering (and very clever)
Sagittarius: con artists, robbers, and thieves (tend to not hurt their victims)
Aries: hired to do their crimes
Capricorn: mostly involved in organized crime and are more sadistic than Scorpio
Scorpio: hot tempered
Virgo: burglars and hackers
Libra: are corrupt people
Pisces: mainly involved in drug-related crime
Gemini: doesn't take things seriously; con artists and thieves
Leo: get involved in crime for the sole reason of getting recognition
Scorpio: contract killers
Aquarius: hackers and hustlers, and con artists involved in manipulation

So there you have it, take this information however you like. I hope that you found it just a wee bit more interesting than your average horoscope reading.

PS: remind me to watch out for Cancers, yikes!

To read the article please click here


  1. Con artist and theif? Never...wait... i did take all your DVDs out to BC with moi. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA.

  2. let's not forget about my ID...

    Guess you do fit the article description

  3. love it kends!! very snack-a-licious



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